Report Sick: Excuses You Can Get/ Rare, Funny, Weird Excuses

last SG · 2004-03-10T08:23:41+00:00

Jaguar Coy aren't you?I was in the same batch , I think..Dec 2000.

wuming78 SG

u ever heard / come across / experienced urself?

suddenly thought of this topic. dont think it has been posted b4 rite? Wink

for me, i haf met ppl who is excused sunlight Shocked , and the funniest report sick reason was when one of my men came to report sick for butt pain - he actualli said a**hole pain but we haf to report it in a nicer language. but it was the joke of the day! Mr. Green

epImetheus SG

one guy said ‘brain cramp’ & the entire company was laughing. heard it from my friend anyway.

NathanG5 SG

yea..excuse rounds Rolling Eyes

wuming78 SG

simi excuse rounds? how come excuse rounds?

RaTtY81 SG

think got some1 in my unit excuse sweating..

Any sweat....
No sweat, chicken feet, haha all the way

Now he can sing this song...

FireIce SG

got one guy in my sch last time

allergic to sweat

Shocked

NathanG5 SG

cannot draw rounds..cannot handle rounds...y? i dunno..ask M.O..
somemore its perm excuse..

wuming78 SG

i oni heard of excuse firearms for those who piu chiu. rounds? wat can rounds do without the wpns?!

epImetheus SG

Shocked

NathanG5 SG

forget to add something..its excuse live rounds...
he still can lost it..use hammer to knock it..load his firearm n aim at someone..u get wat i mean...something to do with his brain...(tis is wat i heard..kenot cfm)

wuming78 SG

think he shud jus be given excused ns

kopiosatu SG

there's my ex coursemate, got posted to new unit.

i'm not in that unit, but my friends from over there told me this

he took mc, then he called the unit back. reason for mc? 'SEH'... last night drink too much, SEH liao... and its not just one day mc, he took 2...

he's now a marked man

choco B SG

Allergic to sweat, something like heat rash. Worse if the skin reacts badly to the sweat-drenched cloth that makes the uniform. Or allergic to grass – it happens! As long as you got a nasty-looking piece of skin to show, oozing and red and raw.

BrUtUs SG

excuse no.4…

kopiosatu SG

anyway i've heard of people get 'excuse green'... they see green they get spasms... Laughing

BrUtUs SG

win liao lor... Shocked

NathanG5 SG

M.O cant do anything...he is sane most of the time...
imagine a platoon down with 12 men..doing duty 24hr...n the platoon is in charge of the place the size of AMK...one men down..siao liao..

wuming78 SG

tt one easy lah. jus wear rose tinted glasses lor. Laughing

wuming78 SG

oh.. at one point in time i was so tired of my recruits tt i asked my oc for excuse recruits.

o cos tt was a joke Mr. Green

kopiosatu SG

i had a bmt mate who was colour blind... dunno why they let him through...

he couldn't see GREEN, RED or YELLOW...

To himm green and red are different shades of black...

and yellow is orange to him.

we used to tell him our uniform is red... and the rifle is green.