The little girl stamped her foot so hard dust fell like rain
from the rafters of the old trading post. "Grandfather," she
shouted, "I want to be a Power Ranger!"
Everyone in the trading post turned to look at the little girl with
the big voice and fiery temper burning in her eyes. That fire
smoldered the instant her grandfather scooped the little girl up in
his arms and gently said, "Choosing a mask for Halloween is serious
business; the wrong mask could make you its prisoner and give you a
very miserable life. Come out on the porch and share a soda pop
with me while I tell you all I know about masks."
The little girl showed no resistance as the old Indian strode
through the doorway to sit down on the edge of the porch with her.
As he handed a frosty soda pop to her, he said, "Long ago when the
world was so young that rocks were still soft, Kah-chee-nay became
the greatest warrior among men."
"As you can imagine, all the young men wanted to kill Kah-chee-nay
so they could instantly become a great warrior without having to
spend years in training and fighting battles to earn the right to
be called a great warrior."
"Yes, my little one, even in those long ago days, some people
wanted glory and respect without having to earn them.
Some things were very different then. Nobody owned anything, so
there was nothing to steal. Food was everywhere, so no one went
hungry. There really wasn't very much for people to do but make
love or play, so they multiplied faster than rabbits. And that
meant that every day, there were more and more young men climbing
up the mountain to fight Kah-chee-nay, but all that fighting just
made Kah-chee-nay bigger, stronger, and more difficult to
kill.
Nobody likes doing the same thing from sunrise to sunset every day,
and Kah-chee-nay grew weary of fighting more and more young men
every day, especially those with little or no training in
battle.
So one day Kah-chee-nay decided to see just how many young men he
could scare away without fighting them. When the first young man
reached the top of the cliff, Kah-chee-nay stamped his foot, ducked
his head like a buffalo, growled like a bear and then, like an
afterthought, Kah-chee-nay stuck out his tongue at the young
man.
Well, that young man took one look at the battle-scarred
Kah-chee-nay with his tongue hanging out, and fled down the cliff
faster than a bighorn on the run!
When the next young man got to the top of the cliff, Kah-chee-nay
repeated his performance, this time sticking out his tongue as far
as it would go; once again, a young man lost all his courage and
ran pell-mell down the cliff.
Kah-chee-nay discovered that pulling faces was faster and easier
than fighting, so he really put his heart into making terrifying
faces and ferocious poses with horrible noises which sent young men
scrambling down the cliff and gave them all nightmares.
It didn't take long, my little one, before some of these young men
got together to console themselves and began holding contests to
see who could stick out their tongue the furthest. No matter how
far out a tongue went, their friends would shout, More! More! They
shouted so loud and so often, pulling really horrible faces at each
other, that they got on everyones nerves, so people made them go
further and further away until they came to an island way down in
the southern corner of the world where, even today, they are called
the More-ee people.
But no matter how much they practiced, no one could look as
terrifying as Kah-chee-nay because no one had as much battle
experience Kah-chee-nay.
And then, like the end of winter and beginning of spring,
Kah-chee-nay's season of battles came to an end and he finally
found time to look at the world where he lived.
One day, in a beautiful meadow near a waterfall, he saw The Most
Beautiful Woman on Earth. She was so beautiful Kah-chee-nay was
almost speechless, but his courage never failed him, so quick as a
mountain lion, he leapt to the highest rock, pounded his chest with
his mighty fists, and yelled, "I am Kah-chee-nay!"
The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth took one quick look at
Kah-chee-nay and ran for her life! She had never seen such a big,
ferocious, absolutely terrifying human being before, especially one
whose tongue stuck out so far!
Then Kah-chee-nay was ready to kill himself because he had
terrified The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth, and his heart was very
sad. In despair, Kah-chee-nay flung himself over the cliff, but his
skin and bones were so tough from so many battles that he just
bounced like a ball from rock to rock until he got dizzy!
Then Kah-chee-nay threw himself into the river, but his lungs were
so powerful from so many years of fighting from sunrise to sunset
high in the mountains that he just kept bobbing up to top of the
river like a fishing float.
Finally, Kah-chee-nay swam to the east bank of the river where he
saw an old woman making clay dolls for her grandchildren.
Kah-chee-nay was admiring all the happy doll faces when he suddenly
realized clay was just the magic he needed to change his
life!
Kah-chee-nay didn't even have to pull a face to persuade the old
woman to make a mask for him, a mask that would show Kah-chee-nay
to be very handsome, kind, and cheerful; a mask that could win the
heart of The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth!
For the next four days, Kah-chee-nay wore the mask while he walked
in all four directions looking for The Most Beautiful Woman on
Earth. When he found her, it was almost love at first sight!
The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth simply adored Kah-chee-nays
strong muscles and tender touch. Here was the man of her dreams, a
man with the maturity of autumn, the strength of winter, the joy of
spring, and the harmony of summer. Here was a man for all seasons,
a man she could live with all of her life!
But not everyone was happy. Some men wanted The Most Beautiful
Woman on Earth for their own, and many women wanted the now
handsome Kah-chee-nay to be the father of their children.
It wasn't very long before these people got together and began
making plans to destroy Kah-chee-nay, because it was enough to be
the greatest warrior among men, and just too much to also be the
husband of The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth!
So, day after day, Kah-chee-nay conquered the problems of the day
and tried to establish peace among the people. Like his mask, which
Kah-chee-nay never took off, he tried to be honest, kind, cheerful,
and industrious.
But like a sore that never seems to get any better nor any worse,
it bothered Kah-chee-nay to know he was deceiving the one love of
his life, The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth, by wearing a mask to
hide his terrifying face. Yet the man of courage never quite became
brave enough to remove his mask until the day he died.