uhh. okay....
Little Red Riding Hood heard that her grandma was ill. So she baked
a bunch of cookies for her grandma. To get to her grandma's, she
had to go through the forest.
So after baking the cookies, off she went... the Big Bad Wolf
overheard her saying she was going to her grandma's and laid a plan
down to get her.
He went to grandma's and tied her up, and put her in the closet
(apparently, grandmas do not taste good).
So Little Red Riding Hood went through the forest and reached
grandma's place and went in. Grandma seemed different but she
figure it was some kinda botched plastic surgery.
"What big eyes you have!"
"All the better to see you with, but I blame the surgeon" said Big
Bad Wolf.
"What big teeth you have!" said Red.
Wolfie then jumped up and said, "All the better to EAT you!"
Red then replied, "Eat eat eat!
doesn't anyone just F**K anymore?"
/ducks rotten tomatoes thrown 
