In 1919-20 and also in 1921 I personally attended bourgeois
meetings. They always made the same impression on me as in my youth
the prescribed spoonful of cod-liver oil. You've got to take it,
and it's supposed to be very good, but it tastes terrible. If the
German people were tied together with cords and pulled forcibly
into these bourgeois 'demonstrations,' and the doors were locked
till the end of the performance and no one allowed to leave, it
might lead to success in a few centuries. Of course, I must frankly
admit that in this case I should probably lose all interest in life
and would rather not be a German at all. But since, thank the Lord,
this cannot be done, we have no need to be surprised that the
healthy, unspoiled people avoid 'bourgeois mass meetings' as the
devil holy water.
I came to know them, these prophets of a bourgeois philosophy, and
I am really not surprised I understand why they attribute no
importance to the spoken word. In those days I attended meetings of
the Democrats, the German Nationalists, the German People's Party,
and also the Bavarian People's Party (Bavarian Center). What struck
you at once was the homogeneous solidity of the audience. It was
almost always solely party members that took part in one of these
rallies. The whole thing was without any discipline, more like a
yawning bridge club than a meeting of the people which had just
been through their greatest revolution.
The speakers did everything they could to preserve this peaceful
mood. They spoke, or rather, as a rule, they read speeches in the
style of a witty newspaper article or of a scientific treatise,
avoided all strong words, and here and there threw in some feeble
professorial joke, at which the honorable committee dutifully began
to laugh; though not loudly, provocatively, but in a dignified,
subdued, reserved fashion.
And what a committee!
Once I saw a meeting in the Wagner-Saal in Munich it was a
demonstration on the occasion of the anniversary of the Battle of
Nations at Leipzig. The speech was delivered or read by a dignified
old gentleman, a professor at some university. On the platform sat
the committee. To the left a monocle, to the right a monocle, and
in between one without a monocle. All three in frock coats, so that
you got the impression either of a court of justice planning an
execution or of a solemn baptism, in any case more of a religious
solemnity. The so-called speech, which might have cut a perfectly
good figure in print, was simply terrible in its effect. After only
three quarters of an hour the whole meeting was dozing along in a
state of trance, which was interrupted only by the departure of
individual men and women, the clattering of the waitresses, and the
yawning of more and more numerous listeners. Three workers, who,
either from curiosity or because they had been commissioned to
attend, were present at the meeting, and behind whom I posted
myself, looked at each other from time to time with ill-concealed
grins, and finally nudged one another, whereupon they very quietly
left the hall. You could see that they did not want to disturb the
meeting at any price. And in this company it was really not
necessary. Finally the meeting seemed to be drawing to its end.
After the professor, whose voice had meanwhile grown steadily
softer and softer, had finished his lecture, the chairman of the
meeting, sitting between the two monocle-bearers, arose and roared
at the 'German sisters' and 'brothers' present how great his
gratitude was and how great their feelings on this order must be
for the unique lecture, as enjoyable as it was thorough and deeply
penetrating, which Professor X had given them, and which in the
truest sense of the word was an 'inner experience,' in fact, an
'achievement.' It would be a profanation of this solemn hour to add
a discussion to these lucid remarks; therefore, speaking for all
those present, he would dispense with any such discussion and
instead bid them all rise from their seats and join in the cry: 'We
are a united people of brothers,' etc. Finally, to conclude the
meeting he asked us all to sing the Deutschland song.