Little john was in his junior school class when the teacher
asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the
typical answers came up:
Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician, etc.
However, little john was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so
the teacher asked him about his father.
Reluctantly he replied, "My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club,
and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if
the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room
and let him shag him."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some
colouring and then took Little john aside to ask him, "Is that
really true about your father??"
"No," said john, "My father plays football for Manchester United, I
was just too embarrassed to say that."
