In light of the continued spreading of mad dog disease by a
certain mad dog, the Poolman Moderation Team has decided to issue a
daily alert warning.
Today's alert level: YELLOW
Yesterday's: RAINBOW
WE
HAVE RAINBOW,
YELLOW, ORANGE, RED.
RAINBOW
means we are very happy, very peaceful, no
stupid dog
disturb us.
YELLOW means slight risk
of getting bark at by stupid dog, please be
careful.
ORANGE means increased
danger of getting bitten by mad dog, please wear safety boots and
shin guards.
RED means very dangerous,
please wear full body protection and a mask to prevent the
spread of mad dog disease.
