i dreamt of something last night.
A patient arrives at a clinic.
Doc: May i help u?
Patient: Er...
Doc: Excuse me, do you have a problem?
Patient: (
My cock......)
Doc: Huh?
Patient: ...was bitten by Fergie...
Doc: Fergie? You mean him?
Doc then breaks out into laughter.
Doc: 你真的是白痴. Fergie must have given your cock a hairdryer
treatment!