Chelsea buying Ronaldinho, so that they can have the top 2
players
Chelsea buying Beckham, to cash in on his merchandising
strength
Chelsea buying Gerrard, to make Liverpool weaker
Chelsea buying Eriksson, to stop him from being a rival
manager
Chelsea buying Old Trafford, to use it for its reserve team
training ground
Chelsea buying E'to, cos they need a spitter as they dun have
one
Chelsea buying Windsor Castle, just for fun
Just joking of course but with all the money they have, sure to
attract unwarranted rumours.
