that's three for Essien...
he tried to take off Lauren's head with his elbow...

here's how some people feel about Chelski now 
Why I Hate
Chelski. A Rant.
Dear 365ers I know that you will not print this, but after
watching yesterdays Arsenal / Chelsea game and seeing & hearing
Mourinhos utter contempt for footballing niceties, I just had to
get this off my chest before I spontaneously combusted in my front
room even if you dont print it, some of you at 365 towers must
agree with at least some of it.
WHY I HATE CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB
I hate Chelsea football club with a passion.
I hate everything they represent and symbolise.
I hate the arrogance, the total absence of any morals, dignity or
class and the complete and utter lack of any form of respect for
authority and rules. Their consistent, (and largely unpunished)
rule breaking, the 'tapping up' cases up of Gerrard, Cole and
Arnesen, the disgraceful false accusations against Anders Frisk and
Frank Rijkard, the gesture towards Liverpool fans in Cardiff, the
personal attacks on Wenger, UEFA and others.
I hate their dirty, borderline illegal oil money, their hollow
success, their 'blank cheque' philosophy and their 'name your
price' mentality. I hate their disregard for loyalty, and the utter
failure to appreciate any of the deeper and more 'romantic' side of
football and what it means to a very large part of our
society.
I hate Lampard kissing the Chelsea badge (the man's been a f**king
West Ham fan since birth for jeepers sake), I hate Drogbas and
Essien's sly, underhand and unpunished tactics, I hate Joe Cole's
consistent diving and I hate incredible young potential like Shaun
Wright-Phillips selling themselves for the sake of 10 starts a
season and a fat weekly wage.
I hate Mourinho, his utter contempt, his quasi-religious
self-obsession fuelled by the [mostly] London press and fawning
sycophantic television media [step forward and take a bow Sky &
the Beeb], I hate his general disrespect to all and sundry and his
crew of minions mimicking his every movement on and off the bench.
I hate his complete lack of grace in defeat [he is STILL moaning
about the Champions League semi-final result for petes sake] and
his act of disdain upon lifting football's biggest prize with
Porto, barely raising a smile for the fans or players that had
served him so well. I hate his 'fake' adverts (does he really need
the cash?), and his vulgar, pulsating vanity.
I hate the way they play, considering the vast amount of money
spent, I hate their 1-0 score lines and 'safe' long ball style,
their focus on deliverance and their 'homage' to the corporate
dollar rather than the display on the pitch, despite fans paying
£50 for the honour of seeing them play, including the abhorrent
charging of f. They will surely be taught a severe lesson in
February by Messi, Ronnie and co in February.
I hate Kenyon, the hairless goblin, I hate his lack of morals and
his ruthless, 'I'd sell my own mother' approach to football.
I hate and fear the fact that Chelsea are the future of the
beautiful game.
I hate Chelsea football club.
Phew, that feels better.
Paul Newman, A Southend United fan