For
those who missed out on 10 June 2004 Straits Time ( Euro2004
segment ! ) ! This is for you !
It's about some jokes on Francesco Totti ! Quite funny for some
!
Totti goes into a courtoom.When the judge asks him for his
defense , he promptly reels off his team mates names : " Pelozzoli
, Pannuci , Chivu , Candela , Mancini ." 
Totti calls a travel agency to ask how long it takes to fly from
Rome to Milan .
"just a second, " the agent responds.
"Thanks a lot, "
Totti says and hangs up !
Ilary Blasi, Totti's finace , asks : " Honey , do you love me , huh
, do you love me huh, do you love me ?"
Totti answers : "Hey , slow down , one question at a time !"
Name ? Francesco !
Last name ? Totti !
Profession ? Soccer player !
Sex ? Not much !
Totti's girlfriend sees him getting wet on the terraces and calls
out :" Francesco , come inside , it's raining ! "
Totti replied :" But it's raining out here as well ! "
Enjoy the wait for Euro 2004 !
