Joke of the Week !

Poolman SG

Laughing Portsmouth tells Liverpool to forget Yakubu

[size=normal]Portsmouth has told Liverpool to forget about trying to sign Nigerian Ace Yakubu ! ( Ace ? Hahaha...)

It has been suggested Pompey could lose the youngster due to confusion of the ownership of his registration.

But Pompey's chief Peter Storrie said : "If anyone gets in touch we will say thank you for your approach but goodbye ! "

Oh ! Hahahaha .... what a Storrie ! Hahahaha......Thank You rather ! Hahahaha !

Want or not , we give you Mick Owen for an exchange ! Hahahaha......

Believe it or not ? See this ......I still hahahaha-ing

http://www.tribalfootball.com/may/englnews9190504.html

X-men SG

why Liverpool wanted him in the first place Sad

jasmine17 SG

to replace the good old heskey Neutral

Medicated Oil SG

Three good reasons why Liverpool want Pompey's striker:

- He is used to the EPL style of playing. GH dun have to waste time to getting him accustomed to EPL.

- He can score goal. He will perform the role of a lone striker up front for Liverpool. Maybe he can take penalty ???

- Best of all, HE IS CHEAP !!!

Patrik SG

Yakubu is good la...
Better than Heskey

cooleo SG

He’s definitely better than Heskey, whether it is in the Championship Manager game or in reality.

gasband SG

I still think selling Heskey to a fellow premiership side is a mistake. he is too good to be playing against us....its just like Anelka, Patrik Berger who has already scored winners against us this season...we dun wan that to happen with Heskey....

Anyway...yakubu is good...bt not good enuff for POOL.

cooleo SG

Sometimes a player's skills can deteriorate under a lousy manager. Good examples are El Hadji Diouf and Harry Kewell.