[size=large]A small Wild Animal Park had acquired a very
rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla
became very "in the mood," and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, no male gorillas of the
species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed
[color=Dark blue]Redlight, a part time intern, responsible
for cleaning the animals' cages.
Redlight, like most Dumbass,
had little sense, but he possessed ample ability to satisfy a
female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they
might have a solution.
Redlight was approached with
a proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Redlight showed some
interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, Redlight announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I want to have to lick her.
Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said[color=dark blue]Redlight, "you gotta give me
another week to come up with the
$500."
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