Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying
of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a
report
came to
his phone and he started dancing. The report said,
"DELIVERED".
Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend
is
pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
Chinese Adam & Eve:
If adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise
because
they
would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
