Got this in the mail. I think it's quite funny
Ted is 7-yr old n he's very bad in essay writing.
one day the teacher asked the class to write a 500-word essay base
on
any title they like.
Ted thought real hard n finally he started his essay:
Titled: Composition - my lost cat
One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the street n started
calling:
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty
kitty
kitty kitty..." but she never comes back, that's how i lost my
cat.
(510 words)