Forum 30s Punch Card System

Mospeada SG

Originally posted by Mospeada:

totally agreed...

*me set up stall and put up signboard...

[b]"$2 per punch at FOS; $5 per kick at FOS
Charges of Punch or kick at various locatin of the body may vary, pls check with your local dealers"[/b]

New regulations:

Membership subscriptions:

1. $10 per week for unlimited punches at FOS at any part of the body, except private part. Top up another $5 to include private part.

2. $15 per week for unlimited kicks at FOS at any part of the body, except private part. Top up another $10 to include private part.

This subscription offer ends August 13, 2004. Pls see your local moderators for more details.

Terms and conditions may apply.

Fuqua SG

Eh, got discount or not if we subscribe to BOTH KICK and PUNCH?

Ah Ma SG

PUNCH FOS Mr. Green

Mospeada SG

oh yes, thanks for remind me...the subscription department is currently working on the package pricing.

We will be publishing the subscription rates pretty soon.

Again, thank you for your interest in punch and kicking FOS.

Fuqua SG

BUT Wait. FOS knows FI. Shocked . Ahh, so you let slip FI works at one of d kopitiam there ...

Mospeada SG

ah ma, that will be $2.

but promotion period, for senior citizen, we give 50% discount.

So that will be $1. Thank you very much

F.O.S SG

Tomorrow I see you I sure punch you, then you know who I am Mr. Green

yunzhongzi SG

wahh the kopitiam darn hi-tech siah... Laughing

Mospeada SG

Subscription Rates:

For both punching and kicking FOS, the subscription rate will be $12.50 per week, excluding private part. Top up another $4 to include private part.

Student rates: $10 per week for punching and 2 kicks per week, excluding private part.

Senior Citizen rates: $10 per week for punch and 3 kicks per week, excluding private part.

Pls contact any of you local moderators for more information on subscription packages.

Your satisfaction guaranteed or free kick at FOS's private part. Mr. Green

extremex SG

/punch everybody

/punch in - baq frm lunch 2.13pm Mr. Green

Mospeada SG

dun like that lah...i give you commission 20%, ok?

Ah Ma SG

punch out: 2.00pm
Pang Sai

punch in: 2.05pm
work

punch out: 2.10pm
lau sai

punch in: 2.15pm
work

Mospeada SG

ah ma, that will be $4 after discount...do you want to consider signing up a package? cheaper that way...

Fuqua SG

Psst, hey new guy. I think u got this all wrong. U punch FOS ah, NOT everbodi.

Fuqua SG

By any chance, do you have a stall in HELL as well?

Mospeada SG

hmmm Idea can consider setting up Hell Media

Fuqua SG

Franchise mah. I'm sure there's a BIG market out there of ppl wanting to punch FOS.

Mospeada SG

i think using MLM would be a better idea for this

Fuqua SG

Lets wait until FOS finish his coffee with FI and surprise him with this.

Fuqua SG

On second tot, lets hunt him down now …

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