jusgal SG here are some methods:: (updated) 1) take knife.... cut his throat 2) take rod ....poke his eyes which is the softest spot 3) take ah ma chopper......chop him into pieces. 4) Find a female croco with AIDS for him 5) Drive a car ....knock him door 6) Poison his pond water 7) cook him the natural way. cook alive 8.) pour mercury into pond 10) throw him into shout out Box...where he has many people who wanna eat him. 11) To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully ) 12)To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines 13) To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there 14)Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick 15)Cut away its four and put salt over its wound. 16)Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces 17) man qing method: clamp his fingers on all the fours 18.) jack the ripper method > aims his main neck vessel 19) throw him into meat machines ... croco meat buns 20) donate him to breadtalk new favour (borrow knife kill croco method)
yunzhongzi SG To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully ) To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick Cut away its four and put salt over its wound. Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces To be updated
Nelstar SG The belly bulging method. 1. Tie the crocodile with its head facing up and all its four limbs stretched. 2. using a rope and secure the mouth tightly. 3. Using two pipes, flood the crocodile constantly for hours through the nostrils. It's quite scary.... to see something green turn purple from the water..... which it uses to hunt its victim.
Nelstar SG The dehydration method (kills reptile very well): 1. Tie a crocodile upside down 2. Expose the entire crocodile in the sun in the middle of the road. (Road tends to emit heat radiation very well... ) 3. Maintain the crocodile in that position for two days. It should die of dehydration.
Nelstar SG Aired Crocodile Method. Using the same method as the belly bulging, replace the medium water with nitrogen gas.
jusgal SG Originally posted by jusgal: [b]here are some methods:: (updated) 1) take knife.... cut his throat 2) take rod ....poke his eyes which is the softest spot 3) take ah ma chopper......chop him into pieces. 4) Find a female croco with AIDS for him 5) Drive a car ....knock him door 6) Poison his pond water 7) cook him the natural way. cook alive 8.) pour mercury into pond 10) throw him into shout out Box...where he has many people who wanna eat him. 11) To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully ) 12)To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines 13) To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there 14)Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick 15)Cut away its four and put salt over its wound. 16)Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces 17) man qing method: clamp his fingers on all the fours 18.) jack the ripper method > aims his main neck vessel 19) throw him into meat machines ... croco meat buns 20) donate him to breadtalk new favour (borrow knife kill croco method) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The belly bulging method. ( contributed by Nelstar) 1. Tie the crocodile with its head facing up and all its four limbs stretched. 2. using a rope and secure the mouth tightly. 3. Using two pipes, flood the crocodile constantly for hours through the nostrils [/b]
Nelstar SG The 'quick'sand method. 1. Mix clay with water... (you can exchange this with paint) 2. Open up the mouth of the croco... 3. pour mixture inside.
FreeToFly SG Originally posted by jusgal: [b]here are some methods:: (updated) 1) take knife.... cut his throat 2) take rod ....poke his eyes which is the softest spot 3) take ah ma chopper......chop him into pieces. 4) Find a female croco with AIDS for him 5) Drive a car ....knock him door 6) Poison his pond water 7) cook him the natural way. cook alive 8.) pour mercury into pond 10) throw him into shout out Box...where he has many people who wanna eat him. 11) To skin him alive (opening a slit with a machete from his tail and yank the skin off slowly and painfully ) 12)To cut open his belly with a knife and pull out his intestines 13) To extract all the croc's teeth and leave it there 14)Hang it upside down with a tight rope tied to its tail and beat the hell out of it with a stick 15)Cut away its four and put salt over its wound. 16)Slice away its flesh pieces by pieces 17) man qing method: clamp his fingers on all the fours 18.) jack the ripper method > aims his main neck vessel 19) throw him into meat machines ... croco meat buns 20) donate him to breadtalk new favour (borrow knife kill croco method) [/b]How bout this, lock it in the same pond with a horny gay croco??
Nelstar SG The festering wound torture/killing method. NOTE: KIDS DO NOT TRY THIS. PLS DO NOT READ THE CONTENTS. Contains highly offensive material. 1. Tie the crocodile on the fours. 2. Cut a deep wound all around the thigh. Removing roughly 2.5cm width by 3cm depth of skin and flesh. 3. Drill another deep wound on the same leg near the knees. 4. Constantly water the wound knee to wash blood away until wound began to fester. 5. Maintain room temperature at 28 to 32 degrees celsius. While the wound on the thigh is healing, the wound near the knee would fester due to lack of blood tissues. feed the crocodile regularly, giving it ample painkillers, panadols to deal with the fever. Watch the wound spread and consumed the lifeforce of the crocodile. Expected date of death: 2 months.
FreeToFly SG Dun worry, let me find those hungry croro from Bangladesh *no offence to Bangladeshi ppl*
foga SG amituofuo... shan zai shan zai.... ge wei shi zhu, fang xia tu dao, li di chen fuo.... fuo zhu you hao shen zhi de...... jiu croco yi ming ke huan pu tao 7 li... (while stocks last)
Nelstar SG The drowning crocodile. Shoot the crocodile with a tranquilizer gun when it's swimming enough to keep it still for 2 hours. Watch it drown in the pool it swims.
