Originally posted by laurence82:
Yup,
a) [b]Etiquette, by graciously saying hi and hey, and end
with cheers, thanks and see ya!
b) Avoiding crude words like 'ass' and 'sh*t'. Say
'buns' for 'ass' as in 'kiss my buns' or 'you're buns hole. Say
'poo' for 'sh*t' as in 'bull-poo', 'poo-head' or 'this poo is
cold'.
c) Avoiding vulgar, be it referring to sexual
intercourse, male or female anatomy. (oops me guilty of this very
much)
d) Distance yourself from sarcasm. Such as quoting
someone and saying 'Some people are an ass'. The quoted guy might
feel insulted and will start a personal attacks. Also do not hide
sarcasm in between lines.
e) Do not denigrate others, by questioning other
people wisdom, integrity, character or even ancestry, race,
religion. Argue the facts, who cares if the guy has vested interest
in the matter. If he is right, he is right.
f) If possible, use a lot of emoticons, such as
,
,
,will help in your expressions. 
g) If you are coming in with the intention of making trouble,
stay out!
h) If unsure, check with the relevant authorities
or even the person in question.
Whew, here are the 'ba da yuan ze' I thought of which can be used
here.
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hehehe... not so strict lah...for me, there is only one
principle...
do unto others what i want others to do unto me.....
so since i dun like others to use vulgar names on me, I wun use
them on other people... simple as that.