1) I am lazy, stupid, cheapsake and hate shopping for clothes,
uniforms are the best. I wanna be able to speed on the road and no
one can stop me. And I love the idea that customers are always
wrong. Besides no other school, companies want to me.
2) because I dont like to chiong mountain in army. Very hot and
tiring leh....living in a boring training island at Tekong. No gals
to bio and cannot book out to go home to eat mummy's cooking during
the weekdays. Plus.....I dont like sleeping with the other guys so
close together in a tent. Singapore beri hot leh. Then hor.....at
least spf pays better salary. And is near home.
3) 5 years down the line? Of cos is promoted to office duties Azz
Oles, can order people around, sit in aircon room, drink kopi. Has
a big HDB flat where my wife and children will come sayang me when
I get home and a nice car for the whole family to go visit grandma
& grandpa and eat yummy feasts every weekend.
4) You got wear uniform, catch people, scold people everytime &
get big big bonus every year if your summons meets the quota.
5) I know training got learn law so can scold people, can frighten
people and shoot gun & IPPT lor.
6) I get a steady job, steady income, free clothes, people must
look up to me because its a respectable job.
