"Hallo? SAF hotline is it?"
"Yes. Good evening can i help you?"
"Yah. I'm at east coast park. Just now hor when i was at bbq, i saw
alot alot of motorboat stop at the coast. Then got alot alot of
soldiers jump off and run off. Their uniform also don't look like
saf one. But now okay lah. All the soldiers disappear liao. But i
still can see around 8 warships in the distance + a few
helicopters. SAF on exercise again is it?"
"Thank you for your feedback. We will send a team to investigate
shortly. Goodbye" (to his partner) SIAO EH! WA NANG TIO INVADE
LIAO!!! (partner) "Wah. Heng i got my first-class ticket to
Australia already. Take care, all the best"