Hi Pinoys
Mabuhay -- i am sure that is a spanish word.
You are of spanish blood and too royal for us singaporeans. We
Singaporeans are lowly, and not descended from spanish royalty like
you. We are of lower status than you.
Unlike your spanish conquistador ancestors, we are descended from
dumb Indians, good-for-nothing Chinese and village Malays, not
forgetting those lowly Europeans who chose to mix with us Asians
and call themselves Eurasian.
You see, pinoys, we built this lousy country, especially Lucky
Plaza, so we could welcome you, because we know your Spanish roots
and your beautiful accented voices will add grace to our country.
We love your tanned skin, we will not call it dark. I am sure your
skin is dark because many of your spanish ancestors tanned
themselves regularly. That is why you are not white like the
Spanish. You are dark Spanish.
We love your gatherings at our public places, not at all a nuisance
when you feed those pigeons in front of the Rolex building in
Orchard Road. I am sure the Rolex staff hired you as their highly
paid ambassadors.
And lastly, I know that Philippines has one of the highest foreign
domestic worker and migrant worker populations globally, because
the Philippines is just too awesome and you want to go overseas and
spread the word. Pinoy Maids? I sure they are just the minority,
90% of you are as strong as Manny Pacquiao. You are all like Manny
and can box all as hard as him.
Well, i know you have the best colleges in the world, so respond
with the world-class pinoy standard. Pinoys score the highest in
Maths tests worldwide right, unlike Singaporeans. Pinoys are here
to raise our maths and science scores in our Singaporean
schools.
So, once you enrich us with your Spanish blood, will you mind going
back to the beautiful, first-world European country of yours called
Philippines?
Thank you for listening.
Madagang Gabi.--- i am sure this is a spanish phrase too.
Sincerely,
A singaporean who wishes he was born with the blue blood of the
spanish
