1: Tell her her wrinkles are multiplying. Write down a
mathematical formula for that.
2: Let her see more 0/100 papers. You will know that Singapore DO
have volcanoes.
3: Go home late. Just tell her you went out to fool around EVEN if
you are revising work at school or at friend's house.
4: Communicate with her in a mix variety of languages and using
colourful words. This is to show you do learn to improve your
English, mother tongue, malay, tamil, hokkien, cantonese, japanese,
korean, etc, etc...
5: Do not wash the dishes or clean your room or the floor. If she
probes, tell her you are doing science experiments on "bacterial
growth" and "waste accumulation".
6: Try to get your mum an invitation to the school. Preferably to
the head master or better yet, the principal. Its not easy to have
a one on one chat with these figureheads.
7: Tell her that you are getting married this end of the year. When
the time approaches, say you delay by another 1/2 to 1 year. Repeat
and rinse.
