Rules: use simple four words to continue a story with the above
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How the story go so far 
Once upon a time there lived a princess. Her name was ndmmxiaomayi.
She was the fairest and people were envious. The love of her life
was a beggar, who was famous for killing those bloody mosquitoes
which swarm around him like there's no tomorrow which were as
irritating as my mum nagging. One day, he decided to find her
prince take care of him for the rest of his miserable pathetic
life. One fine sunny day, which wasnt that sunny, a rabbit popped
up and was eaten by a deranged old hag. The rabbit was left
headless. The old hag stripped naked and do the sexy chicken dance
and turned into a chicken. Princess saw the chicken
START: Once upon a time... 
