By ironoxideman posted on 8
November 06
midget tales (Story)
3 midget memories:
the stupid lil' kid is going up the escalator with his mother.On
the right,from the escalator going in the opposite way, stupid lil'
kid hears shouts of cheerful hellos, he sees another midget, he
doesn't recognise him. The stupid lil' kid asks the mother who is
that, the mother tells him its his friend... doesn't he remember?
The escalator continues ascending, the jumping boisterous kid on
the other side falls on the mechanical steps and starts bawling,
the stupid lil' kid can't remember.
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the stupid lil' kid is sitting in the ballroom. theres a christmas
party of sorts going on and somebody dressed as santa claus is
coming in later. there are other midgets everywhere, the place is
filled with christmas deco that someone has to clear up later.The
stupid lil' kid is looking down at the table because the stupid
lil' kid is alone -but not for long, some other brat comes and
sits. The brat is with the parents, the parent fusses about its
brat and then asks the stupid lil' kid, how old are you in standard
pleasant condescending manner. The parent remarks to its brat,
'very small size'. The stupid lil' kid looks across the room.
Later, santa claus,an old fraud starts handing out presents, the
stupid lil' kid feels his package,a flat rectangle and can't
imagine what it might be, but figures that its something special if
its so enigmatic.
On the way home in the car, the stupid lil' kid opens his package
and discovers a children's book of...a fairy tale with huge letters
which he finishes reading in a minute.
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the stupid lil' kid is sitting in class. the class is dark,the
projector is on and on it,is a transparency with a grammar
exercise. The stupid lil' kid seems oblivious so the teacher calls
him out. The kid comes back from the floating world and walks out
slowly .Taking a marker from the teacher, the stupid lil kid
approaches the machine and squinting at the incandescent glow he
feels like he has just woken up. All eyes are on him, there is
absolute silence in the classroom... he reads the question, "the
class of pupils ____ reading in the library". Then answers without
thought, 'is' . Like a rousing hive, the other midgets enter a
droning chorus of 'nooooooo' almost before the teacher asks if the
answer is correct. When the chorus fades away, the teacher delivers
the grave news, the stupid lil kid standing by the projector,is
correct. The stupid lil kid looks at the teacher. the teacher nods
her head with an expression of obliging approval. the stupid lil'
kid makes his way back to his seat right at the back feeling like
he has cheated death. the lesson continues when he is
seated.