Oh, the vile Premier Membership
Its nothing but a pile of shit
Pardon my crass
For i am brass
And not one to mince my words
For twenty bucks a year
Could feed many you hear?
Puny avatar and dwarvish signature
What a lousy overture
Give me more, I'll consider
If its worth any dear
At my pleasure I will sign
Not a knife to make me sigh
Lure me, seduce me
But never throttle me
Darn FireIce for all she is worth
To make me lose my Perth
Down with tyranny
Down with gluttony
Come all say, No Premier Membership!
