The first time you saw me,
We didn't know each other
You thought I was your venus
I admit it, I am your venus flytrap
The second time I saw you
I thought you were special too
Yesiree, you were destined for special schooling
The third time I saw you
I smiled at you .. oops, your fly was undone
Please control your feelings even if you cannot control your
bladder
The fourth time I saw you
I decided to follow my heart
And do the right thing
So here I am composing this letter
A letter to the police
For you only ... a temprary restraining order
