Season's Greetings

FireIce SG

dunno whether this will be cheesy...

how about giving well-wishers in rhyme? Wink

DeadPoet SG

Not cheesy lah. Buy I am too stress from my work to write cheerful poem. Maybe I will write a dark one later. Wink

KittynMeow SG

sounds like fun... Very Happy

thinkdifferent SG

Christmas is coming and I am running,
because I drank too much coke, you can see behind me just smoke,
running to the toilet, wish to ease myself before it's too late.

Cheers! Mr. Green

DeadPoet SG

Christmas Wish

Last year
they told him that if he takes
the pills like a good boy,
Santa Claus would come
and turn those nasty viruses
into snowflakes.

He can finally
build his first snowman.

This Christmas
his body buried deep
under soil and snow,
stiffed like
a frozen tuna.

When Spring comes
his flesh will slowly fades away
as if he is made of snow.

His wish has finally
come true.

FireIce SG

frozen tuna....

not sure why.......im a little "disturbed" by this.......frozen tuna.....

hmmm..........

Bluesky_Liz SG

That is rather dark, DP.

I had been thinking of coming up with some festive rhyme. Maybe I can try to do something... Wink

dsnake1 SG

pretty dark, DP. And sad.
what type of season's greetings is this?

But i like it! Mr. Green

dsnake1 SG

Haha, u r in the festive spirit!
Have fun, thinkdifferent! Laughing

DeadPoet SG

That is interesting.

Why are you disturbed by the image of a frozen tuna? What immediately come to your mind when you read this?

InnoHippo SG

Originally posted by DeadPoet:
[b]Christmas Wish

Last year
they told him that if he takes
the pills like a good boy,
Santa Claus would come
and turn those nasty viruses
into snowflakes.

He can finally
build his first snowman.

This Christmas
his body buried deep
under soil and snow,
stiffed like
a frozen tuna.

When Spring comes
his flesh will slowly fades away
as if he is made of snow.

His wish has finally
come true.
[/b]

must be carefully with what you wish for christmas Confused

DeadPoet SG

Oops, is it really that dark?

DeadPoet SG

DP's style season's greeting. Twisted Evil

When Mother Nature sent
an earthworm
to tickle
my rotten toe,
I broke my neck
and cried
Ho! Ho! Ho!

DeadPoet SG

Don't follow my example. Write something cheerful! Mr. Green

DeadPoet SG

Thats only part of the poem. Wink

FireIce SG

maybe im jus sensitive to fish and fish-related stuff......

it was a good flow until the "frozen tuna" part
can't quite explain.......
and why this analogy?

DeadPoet SG

Hmm should I delete this poem? Even Gilbert is troubled by it. Rolling Eyes

the Bear SG

it's the season of cheer
there's no reason for fear
that beast you saw is clear
it's just one of santa's reindeer

what's there to eat?
perhaps some exotic meat
it'll be no mean feat
what about venison? santa's treat!

the problem is easy to solve
coz there stands Rudolph
his meat's a staple up north
and cook him up in hearty broth

it's not a boast
roast Rudolph would be yummy to most
this may sound kinda gross
but who's gonna eat his bloody red nose?

Twisted Evil

choco B SG

so 2005 has come and gone
some battles were lost and others won
made some wise decisions that you were proud of
and some major screwups you'd never hear the last of

let's hope the gains would outweigh the losses next year
hearts and guts would triumph over naggling fear
dividends and payouts be bigger than premiums
more happy news for everyone and fewer requiems!

Bluesky_Liz SG

Very Happy Bear's one made me laugh (and hungry).

Choco B: amen to that. Cool

Mine: not exactly a greeting but....

The city streets are all dolled up
with lights of red and green,
and banners of white and gold, while
ageless Christmas carols blare
from Santas made of styrofoam.

Last minute present hunters
stalking shopping centers
set their sights on procuring gifts
selling at slashed down prices.

So, leave your Merry Christmases at the door,
and Season's Greetings for the cashier on your way out,
for now it's elbow time for some one-of-a-kind,
or make your claim to a last-one-on-the-shelf
before they close up at nine.