I'm sorry ...i lost the plot

last SG · 2004-12-19T23:34:56+00:00

This is so entertaining. I was having a bad day in the office today but after reading this I feel great. Although this is not a competition but I want to d...

xking SG

I was not sensitive enough to you,
Those wrong words i may have said.
Then i tried to cheer you up,
But it turns out the other way.

Never meant to upset you,
As it means hurting me too.
Maybe i wasn't careful enough,
And make it worst for you.

I wish, i hope you're listening,
I'm sorry if i've made mistakes.
I don't know if i deserve forgiving,
For the things i shouldn't have said.

Guess i've pissed you off,
I made you blew your top.
I only wish for you to hear me say
I'm sorry...i lost the plot.

pipi & poot-poot SG

Xking wasn't made to listen,
He didn't lose the plot,
Just that the things he learnt,
Wasn't the things which he was taught.....

He never meant to hurt you,
Not thru' his words nor deeds,
But he was just born clumsy,
So just accept him...let him be....

This poem he has written,
Only shows he's really sorry,
You may bear a grudge,
But forgiveness is what you need....

Xking, I believe she's listening,
Its just too 'cheem' to understand,
But if you need to tickle her,
I can always lend you my hands.....

Mr. Green

xking SG

power..u power... hmm..must think of something to counter you.. Mr. Green

xking SG

I'm quite a very easygoing person,
Those who talk sense to me i'll listen.
Pipi though like to talk nonsense,
With him around silly comments are common.

No i'm not born clumsy,
In fact i think pipi is worst than me.
Ask those who have seen him,
I'm sure all will agree.

Those words are not that "cheem",
But i forgot Pipi's english lousy.
Tickle i dun do such thing,
Only Pipi is tiko and touchy.
Everyone must beware of him...
Pipi's hand quite itchy Mr. Green V

Siaobell SG

first time see pple "quarrel" using poems Shocked Shocked Shocked

kow tow to u both Laughing

pipi & poot-poot SG

Xking was the 1st true original Tiko,
The day he was born, Jurong started to snow,
Hum Sup was the talent that God has bestowed,
Xking, Xking what made you so?

But you are my friend,
Nothing much I can do,
I can only accept,
& still encourage you.....

You Tiko... your business,
You Hum Sup your talent,
But why do you shoot me?
When will you learn?

Mr. Green

xking SG

Pipi if you didn't know.
Here's a story that once was told.
He was caught 2 years ago,
Trying to take girls nude photo.

Away he went to jail of cos,
But learnt his lesson he did not.
Again he go on his tiko way,
Those girls he bully, they damn suay.

I warn and tell all girls out there,
This Pipi guy you must beware.
Not only did he peep and stares.
He also love your underwear.

Mr. Green V

pipi & poot-poot SG

I know of a gigantic s-hole,
Xking is the nick he bears,
He doesnt actually look that bad,
But he drinks & smokes & swears

To a girl he can be sweet & nice,
But to me, he treats Pipi like lice,
First he see then he scratch,
Now he see then he whack

Tamade.this Chao Kia really Kiam Piak.

Twisted Evil

KeNNet[H] SG

wah pro pro… next time i quarrel with people must use poem

xking SG

Pipi i never know he lidat,
Lose liao then he start to whack.
I only thought he has an itchy hand,
Never thought he dun behave like man.

Pipi if you're reading this,
Please dun carry on this childish thing.
Frenz like me are hard to get,
Better treasure else regret.

Even thou you're an hum sup loh,
I still jus close one eye and go.
If you dun behave again,
You will surely feel the pain.

Be a good boy from now i hope,
Let the girl go dun tiko
If you have an itchy hand,
Then go to zoo and be Ah Meng.

pipi & poot-poot SG

The difference between a Sor-Lo & a Tiko,
Sor-Lo is Cantonese for an idiotic s-hole,
Tiko is Hokkien for a perverted pee-hole

So which is which?
Are they the same kind?
Just look at Xking you will know.

He is the perfection of a Sor-Lo & a Tiko
Today hes a freak,
Tomorrow a prick

But he was born to be an eternal s-hole.

Mr. Green

thhong22 SG

Rolling Eyes

tare SG

tho as a mod i shouldn't encourage wars... but hey tis is damn creative!!!! Laughing

but seriously xking.. did u made someone angry? Razz

KittynMeow SG

as the mod I'm wondering if I should issue some warning before this becomes flaming.... then again....

it's highly entertaining... so guys... just so you don't go too far okie... keep us entertained!! Mr. Green

xking SG

I did..
Hope she's cheer up abit now after seeing this...keke Mr. Green V
Its not flaming....it's not easy either to quarrel using poems ...kill alot of brainjuice..de...keke
So should i reply to pipi's reply keke???

tare SG

hmmm.... u need someone to help u put in a few good words for ya? i'm open for bribes... Twisted Evil

798 SG

u made who mad huh? Mr. Green

pipi & poot-poot SG

Wah liew....wait so long Xking neber reply....

Time for a song interlude keke.....

Xking, Xking in the sky,
Don't have wings still want to fly,
Up so high then begin to scream,
Are those balls falling from his seams??

Xking, Xking in the sea,
Brain was big now become size of a pea,
Hum Sup can kill brain...Tiko can kill knees,
Xking's balls drop oredi....

Xking, Xking in the soil,
Tok rot until Mati liaoz,
Buried 6 foot deep,
But still not at peace....

Tombstone reads :" Return my balls to me..."

Mr. Green

pipi & poot-poot SG

Fwah....very shiong eh....

U go get dat sumone 2 reply here la....

Den everydin resolved..keke....

Jus a smilie wil do...Xking hor ?

Mr. Green

LilO gIrL SG

And..as usual...

it becomes yellow again..

Twisted Evil