DeadPoet SG I was happily reading a book about poetry. (in the MRT) Reading a beautiful poem, thinking of how beautifully written it was, the imageries, rhythm, etc minding my own business. Then someone farted! What the Fark! In an instance all my poetic moods were gone! Vanished! And OMG! It really stinks like hell! Shoved it up your ass idiot!
DeadPoet SG One of the things that piss me off is people farting in the MRT, lifts, etc . Imagine you are sitting down, and the idiot standing right in front of you, back facing you, farted right into your face. Gross!
DeadPoet SG A gust of warm wind, Caress my fatigue face, Ah the smell of yesterdays Break Fast ~I must be mad to write something like this~
DeadPoet SG Originally posted by DeadPoet: A gust of warm wind, Caress your fatigue face, Ah the smell of yesterdays Break Fast ~I must be mad to write something like this~ I am going to BREAK his leg and it is doing to be FAST!
the.raven SG if you are really poetic, you should be able to transform that fart into a beatiful poem
foga SG is it us or u're jus plain special, u dun fart? i mean one can't control whether to fart or not rite. but if the culprit apologises for his/her actions then it's ok.
True_Xerion SG ok i know this is rubbing it in but imagine if the person had onion, eggs & coffee for brekkie coupled by the fact that last night's dinner juz digested finish only! TX "stinky"
DeadPoet SG Hey wuming78, long time no see. No lah, I will remember how he/she looks like then write a poem about him/her and post it here.
