Silly Misinterpreted Signs

DeadPoet SG

In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In a Singapore community club washroom: The toilet is out of order, please proceed to the counter if you need help.

In a Russian cemetery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily expect Thursday.

At a stall that promotes Chinese traditional arts, Have you face cut for only $5. That stall specializes in cutting silhouette of peoples facial profile.

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: How would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a Belgian dry cleaners: Men: For best results, drop trousers here. Ladies: Leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In an Acapulco hotel: All the water in this hotel has been personally passed by the manager.

Kaczynski SG

"Please put on seatbeat and prepare for accident"

DeadPoet SG

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sgboy2004 SG

ROFL.....

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Kaczynski SG

Seriously,there are really a lot more of such signs (real life actually), I shd post no more so as not to clog up this page..
it can be found in the mrbrown website ...

sgboy2004 SG

the Bear SG

for cowards at large Laughing

sgboy2004 SG

Secretary of States...Colin Powell wins

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the Bear SG

saw this in fark.com

had to post this with the commentary Laughing

"Well... they are virgins..."

laurence82 SG

Bear Shocked

Funny or not, such stuff might be seen as an insult to our Muslim friends. Confused

Superbus SG

And with Sheikh Ahmed Yassin who passed away recently, it IS an insult. Please be careful in future.

Cheers and warm regards

the Bear SG

to me it isn't...

coz he told the people to go out and bomb marketplaces, to kill themselves in a pointless suicide while killing innocents..

what do you call people who instruct people who will obey your every command to go out to die in a pointless act of violence while killing innocents?

what do you call a piece of crap who claims to be speaking for Allah?

what do you call a piece of turd who uses religion to further his own political goals?

may he burn in hell!

laurence82 SG

Bear, it isnt about the Sheik. Who cares about him.

Posting a picture with the pigs beside a Muslim, or a self proclaimed good Muslim, is the same thing as pointing the middle finger at our Muslim friends.

You got to realise how pig is a taboo to Muslims. Please do remove the picture.

Superbus SG

I understand that. But whatever atrocity on Earth that he had done, that is his own dealing with God. But as a Muslim, we still have to respect the dead. No matter how bad he was when he was still alive.

Cheers and warm regards

the Bear SG

look, i'm catholic...

if a catholic claims to be speaking for God and telling people to go abuse others, murder and commit atrocities, and claims to be doing it in God's name, i wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire!

and if he wasn't on fire, i'd spit on him...

time to draw the line... muslims are muslims, TERRORIST BASTARDS are TERRORIST BASTARDS!

DeadPoet SG

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