DeadPoet SG One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says, See its long neck? What animal has a long neck? Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hands. See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes? Billy hold up his hand and says it is a zebra. Very good Billy, the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this? Still no one guesses. Let me give you another hint. Its something your mother calls your father. Johnny shouts out I know what it is, its a HORNY BASTARD!
shan_cai SG U all noe lah... I always call him hubby. He call mi dear... Nowadays im into carebears... He started 2 call mi tummy bear liao, coz i always take my carebear n try 2 let it stand on my stomach...
shan_cai SG U all noe lah... I always call him hubby. He call mi dear... Nowadays im into carebears... He started 2 call mi tummy bear liao, coz i always take my carebear n try 2 let it stand on my stomach...
the Bear SG in addition to Dead Poet's gag... one day, the teacher decided to show the children what their taste buds could do.. so she asked them all to put on a blindfold and asked them to taste stuff.. first, was salt.. about 90% of the children got it right.. then came some sugar.. about all got it right vinegar was next but only about 60% got it right.. she then tried some honey.. strangely, none of them got it... little johnny asked her for hints... the teacher thought for a moment.. and said, "well sometimes, your mom may call your dad that..." little johnny shouted out to the class in alarm: "it's a trap!! spit it out!!! it's an asshole!!" but when i was attached, i used to refer to her as "dear"
tare SG hahhaa... if I tell u hor... all of u would need the remedy for frost bites and antistatic lotion for your hairs!
