A Taiwanese man with very poor, practically no English knowledge
once visited the US. His name happened to be Deng Xiao Ping.
At the immigration, the officer asked him a few questions to verify
his true intention of coming to the US.
The officer asked him What is the name of our first
President?
Not knowing English neither what the question was, he guessed they
must be asking about his family name.
So he replied: Wa Sing Teng (in Hokkien, my surname is Deng).
The officer heard Washington so he passed him of the first
question.
Second question, Why do you come to the US for?
This time the Taiwanese thought, naturally he would be asked for
his name. So he replied, Xiao Ping.
The officer heard of Shopping, he nodded and proceeded with his
third question.
What car do you drive back home? The tourist understand the word
home and thought he was asked of his marital status.
So he exclaimed. Wa Bo Bor (in Hokkien meaning I have no wife).
The officer heard Volvo, and he smiled with compliment and asked
the final question.
Name one if the most basketball player here in the US.
By this time our Taiwanese friend was getting a bit impatient and
annoyed hence shouted Mai Hor Wa Jai Tan (in Hokkien meaning
Dont let me wait here any longer) 
The officer heard Michael Jordan!
With great appreciation of this tourists wide knowledge, the
officer let him pass without further harassment
. 
