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It was the first day of school and a new student, Toshiba, the son
of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher greeted the class and said, Lets begin by reviewing
some American history. Who said Give me Liberty, or give me
death?
She saw only a sea of blank faces, expect for that of Toshiba, who
had his hand up.
Patrick Henry, 1775, said the boy.
Now, said the teacher, Who said Government of the people, by
the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth?
Again, no response expect from Toshiba, Abraham Lincoln,
1863.
The teacher snapped at the class, All of you should be ashamed.
Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more about her than you
do.
As she turned to write something on the blackboard, she heard a
loud whisper, Damned Japanese. Who said that? she
demanded.
Toshiba shoot up his hand, Lee Iacocca, 1982, he said.
At that point, feeling completely disgusted by Toshibas knowledge
superiority, a student in the back signed, Im gonna throw
up.
Teacher says Who said that?
Again, Toshiba raises his hand and says George Bush to Japanese
Prime Minister, 1991.
Now furious, another student yells, Oh yeah? Well suck my
..
Once again, its Toshiba with the answer, Bill Clinton to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997.