After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of
Heaven. Saint Peter came by and the woman said to him, This is
such a wonderful place! How do I get in?
You have to spell a word, Saint Peter told her.
Which word? the woman asked.
Love.
The woman correctly spelled Love and Saint Peter welcomed her
into Heaven.
About three months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked
her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman
was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
Im surprised to see you! the woman said. How have you
been?
Oh, Ive been doing pretty well since you died, her husband told
her.
I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you
were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you
bought for me and bought a big new mansion. And my new wife and I
traveled all around the world, lived in six stars hotels and tasted
exotic foods of all kinds.
We were on vacation in Switzerland and I went skiing today. I
fell, and the ski hit my head, and here I am. So how do I get
in?
You have to spell a word, the woman told him.
Which word? her husband asked.
Czechoslovakia.
So you guys, better learn your spelling, just in case. 
