Time is 2.23am, post a joke before I Zzzzzzz......
A noted botanist gave instructions for a dish of mushrooms, which
he had gathered himself, to be cooked for dinner expressly for his
wife.
The latter, who was particularly fond of them, was highly delighted
at her husbands thoughtfulness and thanked him with much
gusto.
At breakfast next morning, he greeted her anxiously.
Sleep all right? he inquired.
Splendidly, she answered.
Not sick at all, no pains?
Why, of course not dear, she responded in surprise.
EUREKA, yelled the botanist. Ive discovered another mushroom
species that isnt poisonous!