Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining s*x to Chu Beng's son,
Aloysius
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy s*x more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have s*x when she is having
her
mens*s?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing cond*ms when they are
making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good
PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and
now, the whole world!" also ah!!!