JOKE:
This guy was walking along the beach and he change on a lamp. HE
rubs it and a Genie comes out. The Genie said: "I grant you one
wish and one wish only. Think Carefully" The guy thought about it
for a while and gleefully said, " I want my dick to touch the
ground!" The Genie said, "Your wish is my command!" *POOF* The
guy's legs disappear ...