Quest for the Holy Grill

King Utter SG

Although the Table Round is missing, Ah Ma is more interested in cooking up another storm with yunzhongzi so she decided to find the Holy Grill that can cook the most foul smelling faeces for their candlelight dinner.

She began gathering the people from kA0! PeH! kA0! BU! to give her suggestions for the Holy Grill. First, she approached weidev.

'Grandson,' she addressed weidev, 'where can I find the best grill?'

'Harvey Norman,' weidev said, 'the Electrical Shop.'

However, Harvey Norman did not have the Grill she wanted so she asked Nelstar to give her suggestions.

'Chiobu,' she asked Nelstar, 'where can I find the best grill?'

'Best Denki,' Nelstar said, 'the Japanese have the biggest range of electrical appliances.'

So Ah Ma headed down to the Best Denki around Singapore but could not find the suitable grill. Then she approached BufPuf.

'Buf, do you know where can I find the best grill?' she asked Bufpuf.

'Safe Superstore? I think I saw one in Safe Superstore some time ago.'

Though Safe Superstore has a wide array of appliances and also the grill, Ah Ma was not satisfied. Those are not big enough to tie yunzhongzi down and grill him.

SGpork SG

why u no post at the...same thread....

Rolling Eyes

Laughing

elindra SG

No need to buy the grill

Go down ECP dig a hole big enough, dump in charcoal and light a fire, put iron mesh across the hole and start grilling

Hahahah

Just need to pay for iron mesh, charcoal and sweat a bit Razz

Lazy to dig? Con some kid into digging the hole for you la. Say play with him/her. Twisted Evil

SGpork SG

Question Rolling Eyes Laughing

weidev SG

wa... gt my name... Mr. Green

BufPuf SG

this person like noe a lot of things abt kao peh kao bu

must be somebody we noe..

sgboy2004 SG

why no Croco's name???

England so powderful, suspicious leh

*take tha-ling's dictionary to check*

Ah Ma SG

King Utter SG

Ah Ma was frustrated. There was no Holy Grill to barbecue yunzhongzi's sausage. Unable to find the right grill, Ah Ma went down to Presto Headquarters in Singapore to order a specially made grill.

'I want an electric grill, 2m long, 1 m wide and 80 cm tall,' Ah Ma told the President of Presto.

'We do not have an electric grill of that size, madam,' he said.

'I insist,' Ah Ma said with an assuring tone, 'that you make one specially for me. I'll pay for the production for a grill of that size. Money is not a concern.'

'What do you want to grill with a monster that big?'

'A sausage,' Ah Ma answered cooly.

'How big is your sausage?' the Presto President asked again.

'83cm long 2cm wide in diameter, sausage.'

'That's a sausage slightly bigger than your average sausage but you sure you want a grill this big?'

'I insist,' came her reply.

SGpork SG

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