foga SG Court Case file number 102154598p1p1-asb: the victim: mr jit-gi-orr-orr-sio-ho-sua the defendant: pipi & poot poot Mr Pipi is charged with Sexual Assualt -Use of Force, a class 3 felony. this matter is presently set for trial by the juryto commence on 28th July 2004. ladies and gentlemen, as we all know, pipi & poot poot is a guai guai kia *erhemm...vomit* .as i was saying... pipi and poot poot is a guai guai kia, he no drink alcohol, no smoke.... an almost perfect man u might say tat was wat i tot too. til i was informed of a despicable action which he did in the vehicle of a fellow forumite, in view of 3 others associates... he..he he .... he took a little black umbrella from the car of this particular forumite and use it to satisfy his urges.... evidence number 1: this is before evidence number 2: this is after disposed by pipi after use.... but why? why did such a nice gentleman resort to doing this?
BufPuf SG I eye witness leh!!! he in my mum's car..use the poor umbrella poke his *ahem* den now my mummy's car got flies 1..near the umbrella...somemore spoil liao...
Di'no'saw SG Di'no' saw shops selling umbrella wif pp's logo..... Dun tell Di'no' it's pipi's si shen zi........
Di'no'saw SG Di'no' see pipi no up How can pipi be so gross..... Doing such act in front o 3 others.....
Ah Ma SG OMG.... mayb HAng ten will find PIPI to do advertisement for their umbrella.s..s.. cos PIPI Broke the giordano umbrella i heard?
foga SG if onli umbrellas could talk, that black umbrella would have SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amituofuo shan zai shan zai
Ah Ma SG pipi see umbrella canot scream canot retalate then cheng ji mah...poor umbrella! PIPI u realy too violent liao lar!
BufPuf SG but the umbrella 'zhuan lie xi shen' also goot lah spark off pipi's love for umbrellas... ever since that incident..he loves umbrellas...
foga SG wonder if there would be an umbrella shortage come tomorrow... pipi remember u take the plastic cover for umbrella the next time u go shopping. never know when u're gonna need them
foga SG as per requested by pipi earlier, i shall prepare the ma shen and the ka-tos for pipi to zhi wo liao duan..... you dino u book the canoe buay?
