Originally posted by Nelstar:
Due to many controversial versions of the incidents leading
to Ah Ma's death. I have decided to publish my own biography about
the incidents that led to the death of Ah Ma.
[b]My Side
Usual Price: $799.95
Promotional Price: $799.80 (NOW $0.15
CHEAPER THAN USUAL PRICE)
Buy now and you
get:
A miniature chopper key chain (NEW!)
A newspaper clipping in the Straits Times orbituary for Ah
Ma!
Poster of Ah Ma (Life-size poster!)
2 Photos of Ah Ma (An A4 size Black and White Photo and a Colour
Photo of Ah Ma used for funerals)
10 Postcards of Ah Ma in different poses
A CD containing a mp3 version of the taped conversation between
weidev and Nelstar regarding the rat poison! It also includes
photos of the events the night where Ah Ma was last seen alive.
Also included in the CD is a mp3 version of a song sang by Ah Ma
'live' concert!
The first 100 customers will also get a card size photo of Ah Ma in
colour for keepsake in their wallets!
Hey! Hey! Hey! There's something more
too! There's also a growing request for FOS dummy! Guess what, for
the first 50 customers you get a life size deflatable F.O.S dummy.
you can rape him, slap him, and punch him everyday!
What's more!
If you call or sms to order a copy of the book, you'll also
get:
A dartboard with F.O.S photo!
xking half-naked photo!
A TV commercial vcd of Ah Ma and weidev in MacDonald's
A full collection of the photographs of Ah Ma @ Zoo
A pair of concert ticket to see Yunzhongzi's concert! (NEW!)
Don't hesitate, BUY NOW!
Call 1900-DIE-AH-MA or 1900-343-2462
or Call 1900-DEAD-XLN or 1900-332-3956
(New Number to handle with the order!)
SMS to *29125 Ah Ma # of copies (e.g. Ah Ma 200)
now to place your order!
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Terms and Conditions:
Gifts are on a while stock last basis. Air Freight is chargeable
and customers will be billed according to the local freight
charges. Customers will be charged for making the 1900 call at $10
per minute and $50 per sms sent. All quoted prices are NOT
inclusive of GST. Other terms and conditions
apply.
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we = nelstar and weidev... 
