Shocker! Paris Hilton Might Have Lied To Police About Her
Purse
Hey, remember that “friend” Paris Hilton told police she borrowed a
purse from, the same purse in which cops found cocaine? Well it
turns out that purse might just belong to Paris herself, thanks to
a twit pic she took of her “new Chanel purse” in July. She was
spotted at the Las Vegas traffic stop just before her arrest
holding the very same bag - which, by the way, is totally hot and
we would love one of our very own. Or a cheap knock-off. Something
to hold all our “gum,” ya know?
Let’s all belt out a collective ‘HA HA HA!’ at our girl. Making
a sex tape with Rick Salomon was a kinda-sorta bad idea, but lying
to cops was a really bad idea, Paris. Is it too early to say
“gotcha” yet? Cuz we really want to.