Lindsay Plans To Make Quite
The Stylish Exit From Jail
If you were thrown in jail, what would your priorities be upon
release? Perhaps a delicious hot meal from your favorite
restaurant, an opportunity to sleep in your own bed, or most
important, a chance to spend time with loved ones? Sure, we’d all
want those things, but then, we aren’t Lindsay Lohan. Lohan
just wants to look good, which is why she’s put several Hollywood
fashion stylists and hair and makeup people on retainer for the
week so that they can descend upon her the moment that jail cell
opens. You have to look good for the cameras as you’re leaving the
slammer, obvs.
It’s being reported that Lindsay will wear leggings from her
6126 line (”6126 leggings - pocket-free to remind you to get rid of
your stash before the po-po can search you”) and she’ll have access
to the correctional facility restroom briefly before she makes her
first post-jail public appearance. One person familiar with the
facility gave an amazingly (ridiculously) detailed description of
what Lindsay can expect of her grooming facilities, and told
PopEater “There is a small, dirty public bathroom in the reception
area that she will be allowed to use briefly before she leaves. She
will not be allowed to plug in a hairdryer and get a blow out and
she can forget about using a flattening iron. There will be no
full-length mirror and only if the corrections officers decide to
be nice will they close the area to the public. Remember everyone
who works at that jail hates the press. They…want to rid themselves
of Lindsay as quickly as possible.” Don’t we all?
The news of this makeover isn’t surprising considering Lilo got
her lips done just before she started serving her sentence, and she
made wardrobe changes during the day while in court. Nope, not
surprising at all. Just super gross.
