and so it came to pass that ditzy's cozyeth cornerus was
modless, and the people of ditzy's cozyeth cornerus became afeared.
then, huiz, daughter of n00bz, did step up to become mod. but
Alas!! huiz did get totally uppercut in the face, and thus
deemethed as n00b. and thus ditzy, son of
Fuck, this story is gonna be 2 hours long, screw thit, I quit!!
