1. Why is fish cunning ?
Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to
bee hoon)
2. What animal falls down the most?
Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua
(cunning)
3. What animal is most skillful?
Ans: mouse (lao shu) cos shu shu you
lian guo (uncle got training)
4. Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang
Da Ming
5. Which chinese host does not have centre parting?
Ans: wu zong xian (no centre
line)
6. Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
Ans: Cos Jay Walking
7. Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
Ans: Kang xi (Can't see)
8. How does a fish laugh?
Ans: HE HE HE
9. How does a prawn laugh?
Ans: HEI HEI HEI
10. Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a
bottle cap?
Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai
ping
11. Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans: cos bei bi wu chi
12. Which button on your keyboard cannot sing?
Ans: F4
13. Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot
tahan roller-coasters?
Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai
Tu
