Originally posted by spast.ic:
(in this scenario, a group of students are attending a
biology tuition class. girl = rjc girl; boy = some normal jc
boy)
[as usual people elsewhere love to suck up on elistist azsholes,
didn't you realise?]
teacher: it pleased me to be able to teach such a diverse class as
this. today we're going to touch on a more advance topic, which i
assume students from that great jc already know, and that students
from kampung jcs can buckle their seat belt for this wonderful
ride.
teacher: we're going to touch on chromosomes today. to start it
off, we'll have that pretty (ucch!) girl over there to give us a
brief introduction to start off the lesson.
girl: Chromosome, microscopic structure within cells that carries
the molecule deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)the hereditary material
that influences the development and characteristics of each
organism. In bacteria and bacteria-like organisms called
archaebacteria, chromosomes consist of simple circles of DNA
floating freely in the organism.
teacher: Woah! That's pretty impressive. Now may i ask you which
junior college are you from?
girl: RJC
teacher: [b]NO WONDER (it's friggin irritating when u hear
suck-ups slapping elitists' butts)
teacher: Now, Chromosomes consist chiefly of proteins and DNA. Tiny
chemical subunits called nucleotide bases form the structure of
DNA. A sequence of bases along a DNA strand that codes for the
production of a protein is known as a gene (see Genetics). Genes
occupy precise locations on the chromosome.
students: Orh....
teacher: Here students, who can tell me what are Centromeres and
Telomeres?
boy: I know!
[the who class turned and looked at him disdainfully, with deep
doubtful and mocking eyes]
boy: Telomeres are specialized sequences of DNA that are found at
the tips of chromosomes. Centromeres are.... are... huhmmm
girl: Give up you silly reject of our meritocratic education
system!
boy: ermm.... i just forgot
girl: hahah.. look at his pitiable state... muhaha...]
boy: oh yes.. Centromerevisible through a microscope as a knotlike
structureconnects to an apparatus called the spindle.
teacher: oh okay ok. Let's carry on. (no credit was given ->
teacher's prejudice)
girl exclaimed: Im amazed something useful can come out of that
crass, lower echelon, doltish, dotterel, imbecilic, ludicrous,
puerile, inane and absolutely stupid mouth and brain of yours.
Haha
[/b]
eh I know u are trying to show off your biology mugging
skills....
