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haha, after crapping a lot in the previous thread, i've decided to
create more cock stories about the very famous rjc girl (better
than phua chu kang!) and thus, let;s party!
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[In this episode, our heroine for the day, Ms. RJC went for
Singapore Idol audition. She entered the special room for the
interview, a necessary gate before the second round.]
Judges: Welcome to Singapore Idol, are you participant no. b28, Ms.
Rar Jay Cee?
girl: Indeed
Dick Lee: we are the judges for the Singapore Idol. Now, I'm Dick
Lee, the smart ass seated next to me is Douglas Oliveiro, a
well-known flamboyant host for Rolling Good Times or better known
as Dog. And the lady to my left is none other than Florence Lian,
or more affectionally called Ah Lian.
girl: Ohh... I see.. So hi, good morning Dick, Dog and Ah
Lian.
Dick Lee: Haha.. some humour eh? Ha. Ok now, Ms. Rar Jay Cee, could
you please tell us more about yourself?
girl: (excited) oh yes! oh ya I studied in Rosyth Primary School,
entered the Gifted Education Programme (G.E.P) in Primary 4. After
that I stunned Singapore with a score of 286 for my PSLE and
entered the renowned Raffles Girls School. After which I aced my
O'levels with 11 A1s and entered Raffles Junior College. Currently
I'm in the Medicine Faculty of Raffles Junior College. Heehee
Ah Lian: Ah mean, I mean tell us more about yourself, not extol
your accolades.
girl: Oops sorry. I'm a petite girl currently in RJC, the Harvard
of Singapore schools and I'm..
Dog: Alright my fair lady, please tell us what are you going to
sing for us today.
girl: I'm going to sing the 'auspicium melioris aevi' song
judges: what?
girl: It's the raffles school song!
dick: haha. I see.please go ahead
[after 2 mins of school song]
ah lian: impressive.
girl: that's for sure. I normally sing my school song with such
sheer pride and gusto. (whispers)but ask me to sing that majulah
singapura crap, i would rather not..
dog: sorry?
girl: nothing..
ah lian: now other than singing, what else are you good at?
girl: mugging! my achievements include mugging the Oxford
Dictionary for Professors, the Periodic Table and even the three
Lord of the Rings novels!
dog: other than that?
girl: oh yes, I'm good at doing mathematical sums.
ah lian: now im getting rather sick of this. could you please say
more interesting things, for example, could you dance? you know,
dance?
girl: oh yes. (girl breaks into a dance)
dog: cool dance. now what's it called?
girl: it's our RJC orientation dance! hee hee
dick: .....
