GOOD LUCK..
Do not cheat.
How smart are you?
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As
we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert.
The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies
to
the brain, so.......
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence. So take the following test presented here and
determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces
below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your
own.....OK, relax, clear your mind
and.... begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go
do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread,"
go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times.
Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not
attempt
the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may
even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with
reading something more appropriate such as "Children's
World."
If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is
made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made
from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here
reading these questions ??
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany.
If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided
into West Germany and East Germany.. Anyway, during the flight, TWO
of the engines fail. The pilot, realising that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane
crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany
and West Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or
in "no man's land" ?
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER
try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be
appreciated.
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the
next
question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every
minute
then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree.
If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you
are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously
out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone
else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
windon, two people setoff and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people
get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and
five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own
name?
(It was YOU, you dummy...the very first line says that you're
driving
the bus)... hehehehe... take it easy... hehehehe.
Don"t Worry....Be Happy. 
