*Saw this from the internet..
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How many forumites does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light
bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the forum that the proper term
is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that
"light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to electrics UK forum
203 to demand that cross posting to general chat forum, electrics
UK forum, and requesting a new forum about changing light bulbs be
stopped
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this
forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
Masona to make his statutory link to Screwfix
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light
bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the forum that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time
ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
and start it all over again....
