Be
a Part-time BoyFren or
GalFren!!!
Got nothing to do on Saturdays and Sundays? Come in and apply for
the position of Part-time BoyFren / GalFren
!
As the incumbent BoyFren is unable to fulfil his role during the
weekends, the advertiser is looking for someone with the following
qualities:
Patient
Kind
Encouraging
Understanding
Caring
Happy
Nice
Civic Minded
Good Personal Hygiene
Gentlemanly
At Peace with Himself/Herself
Humble
Mature in thought
Respects Women
Effective Communication Skills
Speaks better then average English
Able to speak mandarin is an advantage
Age above 24 years, below 38 years
Height above 1.65m, below 1.9m
Able-Bodied
Non-Pukable Looks
Non-Boring.
The applicant is expected to perform the following:
Shopping
Roller Blading / Cycling
Watch Movies (non-arty-farty kind unless you enjoy explaining
everything after the movie)
Hold a proper and occasionally intelligent conversation
Drink Coffee or Tea
Have Lunch or Dinner
Nua/Space out/Chill out
Meet up with the advertiser and her frens for
chilling/shopping/makan/cheong sessions
Be responsible for all expenses incurred (that means you pay for
everything)
About the advertiser:
A 'Bak Bak' Gal who is a little eccentric at times, possess a
fragile heart, quite blur, shy with new people but once
comfortable, can be very chatty and nice.
If you think you got what it takes, post here WHY
you should be the new Part-time BoyFren or Gal Fren.
Scumbags, Creeps, Preverts, Selfish, Self-centered, Violent, Sissy,
Childish, Criminals, Con Artists, Overly Sensitive people,
Psychotics, Animal-Killers/Torturers, Murderers, Anti-Christs need
NOT apply.
