lifted this from another site ... dunno whether to laugh or cry
sia ...
*LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself
in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for
five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court
spokesman said.
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South
Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off
shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.
But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting
pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of
his testicles during emergency surgery.
Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June
at the court in Sheffield.*
