fren of a fren of a fren pointed me to this thread ...
1st off ..... WTF is a single? If you're fat does it mean u muz
wear a double? 
and also, is seems you might have left your IQ back at the gym? Juz
cuz ur gf sez underarm hair turns ppl off u get concerned? Maybe
she wants wants u to suffer what she has to do as well? Hope she
doesn't find pubic hair a turnoff too 
TX